A Spoonful of Bitter (Shary Bobbins walkthrough)

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1 (Tap Ned !)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, I was thinking my boys might benefit from having a woman in the house.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I get it — you want my advice on how to meet women.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, “Christian Couples” is a great dating site for people like you. “PlentyofJesusFish” is also good.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or if you’re feeling frisky, there’s “Chritian Swingers.” Though I imagine you’ll meet some very conflicted people.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, no, I’m looking for a nanny!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Someone like Shary Bobbins, who came into your life so magically, discovered what horrible people you are, then got sucked into a jet engine.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh yeah — happy memories. But hey, if Shary Bobbins is who you want, Shary Bobbins is who you’ll get!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But Homer… she’s dead.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid Flanders, Shary Bobbins is magic! She WAS dead, but now she’s alive… because of magic.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You don’t mean… BLACK magic?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No! Let’s call it… “grey” magic…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, actually really, really dark grey. Like Payne’s Grey. So dark it kinda looks black. But of course it’s not. Only it is.
TIME CHARACTER TASK
 8h  Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Make Shary Bobbins Practice “Grey” Magic”
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2 (Tap On Shary Bobbins !)
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png I’ve never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you’ve completed every task set before you.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Oh no, we’ve run out of chores! It’s a kid’s worst nightmare!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Bedtime isn’t until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time?
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time…
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png I feel a song coming on…
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING’S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT’S FUTILE!
TIME CHARACTER TASK
 4h  Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3 (Tap on on Shary Bobbins !)
Tapped Out Todd And Rodd Icon.png Wow, Shary Bobbins! We just spent hours accomplishing nothing!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png You see, children? I knew you could do it!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Now, imagine how much more fun it would be if, instead of just wasting time, you actally accomplished something?
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png And what if the thing you accomplished was something very, very naughty? Wouldn’t that be even MORE fun?
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png You’re scaring me, British lady.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! TRY THEM AND YOU’LL GIVE ME THANKS! KIDS BEHAVING BADLY NEVER PASS THE EVENING SADLY!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! SOON YOU WILL BE ROBBING BANKS! LET’S GET INTO TROUBLE, AND LET’S DO IT ON THE DOUBLE!
TIME CHARACTER TASK
 1h  Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Make Shary Bobbins Encourage Evil Deeds
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4 (  Tap on Shary Bobbins!)
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent…
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png …but why are you corrupting my little angels?
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Yes, well, it didn’t say anything about “demonic tendencies” in your references.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png I’ve been meaning to update those.
TIME CHARACTER TASK
 12h  Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Make Shary Bobbins Update her References
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5 ( Tap on Ned !)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Miss Bobbins, I’m afraid this just isn’t working out.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Are you firing me?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png “Firing” is such an ugly word. Let’s call it “encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water.”
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png I suppose it’s for the best. I’ve never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Ah, well. Goodbye, children!
TIME CHARACTER TASK
 24h  Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella

Shary Bobbins.png

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Look What the Cat Dragged In ( Crazy Cat Lady premium walkthrough )

 

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1 ( Tap Lisa !)

Dialogue 
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Welcome back to Springfield, Eleanor Abemathy!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Aiiririarrr!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sorry, I didn’t get that. Could you say it again, and maybe not hurl cats at me while you do?
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Airhgruuugh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I know that behind that endless barrage of cats and babbie lies the mind of an intelligent woman, I have to find a way to talk to you!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Flumliilirajodamogh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ow! Cats hurt, you know.
TIME CHARACTER TASK
 12h Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Make Crazy Cat Lady Throw Cats

 

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2 ( Tap On Crazy Cat lady ! )

Dialogue 
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Aisiijelkrrr! Flamphumph!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Eleanor Abernathy, graduate of Harvard Medical and Yale Law at age 24… reduced to this. So sad.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Perhaps I can be of assistance!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I believe I have found a way to communicate with this insane-but-somehow-ravishing-at-least-to-me-but-I’m-so-so-lonely-person.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Professor Frink! Do you like the Crazy Cat Lady?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Nooooooooo… Or rather, yes, so much! It’s comes with being immensely hard up, you see. Very logical!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ew.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It is “ew!” No one knows more than I. Anyway, let me explain what my latest invention can do…
TIME CHARACTER TASK
 4h Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Make Crazy Cat Polish her Degrees (With a Cat)

 

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3 ( Tap Crazy Cat Lady !)

Dialogue 
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady’s babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Blauidiioeummmmaaah!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good glayvin, you’re intoxicating.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That’s incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom — cat translator.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we’ll begin.
TIME CHARACTER TASK
 8h Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Make Crazy Cat Lady Speak Cat

 

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4 (Tap Crazy Cat Lady !)

Dialogue 
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Aiisenbloooossunaaai!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can your machine translate that, Professor? I must know what this brilliant woman is telling us!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I believe the translation is coming through now…
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png …CAT!…CAT GOOD DOG BAD!…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, Eleanor, we know you are fond of cats. We can understand you know. What do you want to say to us?
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png …CAT! ALL CAT NO DOG NEVER DOG! CAT! THROW CAT! CAT CAT! THROW NO DOG BUT CAT THROW YES!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ow! Eleanor, there’s no more need to throw cats — you can express yourself through language! And, again, cats hurt.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png CAT THROW YOU DO CAT? CAT CAT! CAT CAT CAT! DOG BAD DOG GO NO CAT CAT DOG THROW NO CAT THROW!
TIME CHARACTER TASK
 1h Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Make Crazy Cat Lady Babble Incoherently

 

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5 ( Tap Crazy Cat Lady !)

Dialogue 
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! … IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER ‘ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH — AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS — WILL BE OURS!!!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF CATS!!!
TIME CHARACTER TASK
1h Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Make Crazy Cat Plan a Cat Revolution

Its Easter Time!

The Easter update has now arrived with a ton of new content mostly which was posted in the spoiler post below if you haven’t checked that out already.The update can be found in the App store or google play if you are Android. We will be posting all the latest premium reviews and guides very soon to go along with the update but until then enjoy getting stuck into the event  because Easter has officially landed in Springfield !..

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Easter Spoilers

The following have been taking from the game files so things may change but this is what we have so far .

Crazy Cat Lady

 

Father Sean

 

Hugs Bunny

 

Mojo Helper Monkey

 

Shary Bobbins

Egg Council Guy

Chirpy Boy & Bart Junior

 

Bunny

 

egg decoration

 Blocko Store

 

Johnny fiestas

Crazy Cat Lady s house

 Easter Float

banana dictatorship

easter sign

easter tree

More stuff may be added but this is all we have been able to get so far . Will keep this post updated until the update goes live so keep checking back 

Full Easter Event Speculation

During the weekend a lot of people in the tapped out community was talking about the next event in the game and what exactly it would be with most speculating a Easter event while others think we will be getting Whacking Day .So far there is nothing in the game files at the moment to give us a clue and everything is based on rumors and one picture so nothing is certain at the moment. The picture that we are talking about is the one we posted on twitter at the weekend that shows a Easter themed loading screen that makes us all think that a event is upcoming . If you have not already seen the picture i will post it at the end of this post to check out. There is also a rumor that the event will be coming this Wednesday with a source from the game community saying he spoke with Ea about the event and they confirmed this to him .I highly doubt Ea would give that sort of information away as they normally like to keep release dates for updates secret so if it is indeed Wednesday i think it would be more of a lucky guess on his part. There is also speculation that we will see the update tomorrow at some point which is a high possibility as this will be when the episode tie-in gets removed from the game so we may see the arrival of something new when that gets taking away. That all being said we may not even get a event at all this week but if that is the case i would hope to at least get a level. So will we be seeing chocolate rivers and bunny’s around our towns this week only time will tell but as soon as we know anything we will be sure to let you know . Make sure you follow us on twitter @tsto_insider as that is where we post any breaking news/spoilers before it hits the site.

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A look at the brand new simpsons episode Days of Future Future

Days of Future Future Is the Brand New Simpsons Episode that will premiere this Sunday April 13th only on Fox.  It is the sequel to the episode Holidays of Future Passed and Amy Poehler will reprise her role as Jenda. .Set in the future, Homer has a new clone for every time he dies. Lisa is married to a zombie version of Milhouse, while Bart deals with custody issues with his ex-wife, Jenda. Each defines what love means to them. The story will take place in 2044.

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Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Complete Walkthrough

Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 1 (When player logs in)

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngSo hungry… haven’t had… eating job… in days.

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.pngIf you’re hungry, how about an apple? You could probably grow some at Cletus’s farm.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngI said I’m hungry, not peckish. The idea that you can satisfy your hunger by eating a piece of fruit is complete nonsense

 

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngIt’s just one of those things grown-ups tell kids to do, but don’t actually do themselves.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png…like brushing your teeth before bed, or reading instead of watching TV, or practicing safe sex.

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.pngWhat about thank-you cards?

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngI haven’t written one since I was eleven.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngAlso, don’t play video games. And don’t mindlessly do whatever you’re told.

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 30m  Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Eat at Krusty Burger

Cash.png140, XP.png20 reward

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngWhat’s going on? And who’s that fat guy lying on the pavement who looks a lot like me…

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png… but obviously isn’t because I’m transparent and hovering over him?

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngThat’s you, Homer. You’ve had a heart attack, causing your spirit to leave your body.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngOh yeah? Well, if I’m just a spirit, how come you can talk to me?

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngBecause I’m just a spirit you. You killed me, Homer. Don’t you remember?

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngEh, I kill a lot of people — Frank Grimes, Sharry Bobbins, that trucker who ate too much steak. it gets hard to keep track.

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngAnd if you’re not careful, soon you’ll kill yourself.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngYou mean I get a second chance? Woo-hoo! There were still so many things on Earth I never got a chance to eat.

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngNo Homer, that’s why I’ve appeared to you. You need to mend your gluttonous ways. Otherwise…

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngThe next time you binge, it will be the GRAVE for you!!!

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngFreaky!

Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 2 (Tap on Homer !)

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngI can’t believe I’m being haunted… again. We’ve really been going to the ghost well a lot lately.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngBut Maude is the worst ghost of them all… because she’s making me watch what I eat!

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngMaybe I can get Flanders to reason with her. After all, there’s no one a woman is more likely you listen to than her recently remarried ex-husband.

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 60m  Tapped Out Homer Icon.png

 
Ask For Ned’s Help

Cash.png170, XP.png27 reward

Tapped Out Ned Icon.pngHow-diddily-ho-diddiliy-hi-there-dilly neighboreen–

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngShut up, Flanders!

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngI need your help. Maude is haunting me and I need your help to get her off my back.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngYou’re good at driving her away. Remember that one time when you drove her away from the world by killing her?

Tapped Out Ned Icon.pngActually Homer, that was you.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngRight, right. Why do I keep forgetting that?

 

Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 3 (Tap Ned !)

Tapped Out Ned Icon.pngYou know Homer, maybe this spooking is just the wake-up call you need to turn your diet around.

Tapped Out Ned Icon.pngYou want to live to see your kids grow up, don’t you?

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngOf course… if that ever actually happens. In the meantime, I’ll do what I can do to watch my eating.

Tapped Out Ned Icon.pngThat’s the spirit!

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 12h  Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Eat Everything in Ned’s House

Cash.png520 ,  XP.png110 reward

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngI warned you this would happen if you continued to overeat. And now

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngIt’s the GRAVE for you!

A free decoration has been placed in your inventory linked to this Sunday’s Episode of The Simpsons, 8/7 on FOX! (Homers Grave)

Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 4 (Tap Homer !)

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngHang on a minute. I’m not dead. What’s hoing on here?

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngWell… I’m just a ghost. I can scare you and try to get you to mend your wats… but I can’t actually kill you. Union rules.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngSo what was that whole grave thing about?

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngWell, I said it would be the grave for you, and I had to honor my promise. More rules – they’re a really serious union.

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngBut let me make one thing clear. If you over-eat again in the future, it will once again be the GRAVE for you.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngBy which you mean, you’ll put another decoration in my inventory?

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngThat’s right.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngSo you’re telling me that instead of dying a horrible painful death from over-eating, I get a FREE grave EACH time I do it?

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngI… uh… guess. Where are you going with this Homer?

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngWoo-hoo! Out of my imaginary way, Maude! I’m going to eat like a Midwesterner!

Make Homer gorge himself on stolen food to earn free graves. Hurry, it all ends midnight on Saturday!

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 7h  Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Raid Random Fridges x9

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngWoohoo! Another free grave to add to my outrageous collection!

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngIf I had a grave for every time I ate too much… oh wait, I do!

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngI’d dance on your grave, but there’s just too many of them. And I can’t dance when floating.

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngDo you know how hard it is to delivery all these graves when you don’t have a body?

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngShame on you, Homer! I’m punishing you with this complimentary grave!

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngEnough with the graves! I’ve got other people haunt already!

Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 5 (Tap Homer !)

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngHomer, I give up. This haunting has accomplished absolutely nothing. If anything, it’s only made you fatter.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngYes, thank you.

Tapped Out Maude Icon.pngThe good news is the time limit on my haunting contract with you is done

Tapped Out Maude Icon.png I may not have been able to kill you, but you’re doing a fine job of that yourself. I’ll see you soon!

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 7h  Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Raid Another Random Fridge

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngWhat? No more graves?

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png*sighs*

 

 

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png*vomits*

Days of Future Future Update

Today we received another episode tie-in update based around this Sunday night’s brand new Simpsons episode so lets take a look at what we got. First  this update gives the players that missed out on Maude and the Fortune Teller’s Shop the first time around  another chance to purchase them. We get two brand new decorations Cremo Bot and later on during the  quest you will recive Homer’s grave for free that will be placed into your inventory.The update also includes a new friend level prize the Capital City Goofball.

Capital City Goofball.png Capital City Goofball

 

 

Maude's ghost.pngDonut Tapped Out.png90

 

Tapped Out Cremo Bot.pngCremo Bot Donut Tapped Out.png30

 

Tapped Out Homer's grave.pngHomer’s grave Free decoration

 

Fortune Teller Tapped Out.png25 Donut Tapped Out.png

Apu’s Apartment with Manjula premium review

Apu’s Apartment arrived with level 39 priced at 160 donuts and comes complete with Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon. The Apartment building has some good animation to it like when in use the lights go on and off in various windows and there are shadows in some of the windows that really brings this building to life. Manjula is not a voiced character but she does comes with a quest line however only 2 out of her 5 tasks are visible to watch play out in the game but the story that her quests bring is enjoyable. At 160 donuts this purchase is not the most expensive character/Building combo in the game but it might be a bit pricey for some players especially since you can save up just 20 donuts more to grab yourself a Simpsons fan favourite like Disco Stu instead however that just depends on the players personal opinion. The apartment has a payout of $500,45xp every 24 hours and will add +10 Indolence to the players Conform-o-meter . Manjula will also earn you 50% more on all cash and xp since she is a premium character .

Manjula Tasks

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Task Task Length Payout
Reunite the Family 1hr Cash.png105, 26XP.png
Consider Apu’s Worth as a Husband 4 hrs Cash.png260, 70XP.png
Look After the Octuplets 8hrs Cash.png240, 105XP.png
Kwik-E-Mart 12hr Shift 12hrs Cash.png600, 150XP.png
Get Away From It All 24 hr Cash.png1,000, 225XP.png  

Apu's Apartment Tapped Out.pngManjula Nahasapeemapetilon.png

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A Love Embiggened Premium walkthrough

A Love Embiggened Pt. 1 (Tap Apu’s !)

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngManjula! My beautiful yet critical wife! You have finally returned to me!

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngOh Apu! I have missed you so! Have you gained weight?

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngAh, finally my neck feels at home with you breathing down it.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngWhere are the children? Are they still eight of them?

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngYou’ll pleased to know I didn’t lose a single one!

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngFor more than 48 hours…

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngPlus we even briefly had nine babies, before I realized Hans Moleman was scamming me for free formula.

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 60m Tapped Out Manjula Icon.png

Tapped Out Apu Icon.png

  
Reunite with the Family

Cash.png205,XP.png36 reward

 

A Love Embiggened Pt. 2 (Tap on Apu’s !)

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngThere is something I must get off my chest, Manjula, other than this surprisingly heavy infant.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngYou know you may tell me anything, my dear husband. And I will punish you accordingly.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngWell, Manjula. While you were gone… I have felt certain …urges.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngOh no.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngWell, as you know, every man has needs. Needs that cannot be served when his wife is away.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngOh No!

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI would like you to take care of the octuplets so I can finally get work done at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngOh thank god! I thought I was going to have to make you sleep on the couch for cheating.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngInstead you can sleep on the couch for worrying me.

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 8h  Tapped Out Manjula Icon.png Look After the Octuplets
 24h  Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Kwik-E-Mart 24hr Shift

Cash.png1,120 XP.png265 reward

A Love Embiggened Pt. 3 (Tap on  Manjula’s !)

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngApu, I just got back and already you are spending all your time at work. I want a chance to reconnect as a couple.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI don’t spend all my time at work – occasionally I relax in the Brown House.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngWho is this Brown Howz and why do you relax in her?!

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngNo, no, Brown House is a place, not a lady.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngOh, what a humorous misunderstanding.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngPerhaps we could relax in the Brown House together?

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngAnd now you want me to participate in your adultery!

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngPlease, I have not cheated on you! It’s not even an option on my job list!

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 6h
  Tapped Out Manjula Icon.png
  Tapped Out Apu Icon.png
Argue Loudly in a Foreign Language

Cash.png450  XP.png100 reward

 

A Love Embiggened Pt. 4 (Tap Manjula’s !)

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngI have never been so angry at my husband!

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngIf two strangers married by distant relatives for economic and social gain can’t have perfect marital bliss, who can?

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngI need to teach Apu not to take me for granted.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngPerhaps I could ask Marge Simpson what she does with her husband, and then do the opposite.

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 Tapped Out Apu Icon.png
 8h Tapped Out Manjula Icon.png Host Midday Mommies Club

Cash.png520  XP.png115 reward

 

A Love Embiggened Pt. 5 ( Tap Manjula’s !)

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngI’ve come to a decision Marge, and I couldn’t have done it without you! I’m going to leave Apu!

Tapped Out Marge Icon.pngWHAT? You just sat down! At least have a finger sandwich.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngI saw all I needed to see. Don’t worry, I’ll go back to him when he’s learned his lesson.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngUntil then, I’ll stay with you. Point me to your nearest guest suite and your supply of saffron.

Tapped Out Marge Icon.pngHmmm. Do you know how long it will take for Apu to realize the error of his ways?

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngWe Hindus think on a longer timeline than mere days or weeks or years.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngD’OH!

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngWhile I am here, I must request that you do not drink alcohol since it is against my religion.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngDouble D’OH!

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 3d  Tapped Out Manjula Icon.png Teach Apu a Lesson

Cash.png2,350 XP.png70 reward.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngPlease, Manjula, come home! Think of the children and all their unchanged diapers.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngForget it Apu! Don’t except to see me again until you’ve learned to respect and honor me!

A Love Embiggened Pt. 6 ( Tap  Apu’s !)

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngThis is horrible! How did I get anything done with these eight little monsters hanging off my every limb?!

Tapped Out Marge Icon.pngI hate to say it Apu, but you brought this upon yourself.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI, too, hate that you have said that. It was very hurtful and did not solved any of my problems.

Tapped Out Marge Icon.pngThink of Manjula. I know from experience how stressful it can be married to a work-a-holic.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngHow can you joke at a time like this?

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngPlease, Marge, tell me what to do. And hold at least one of these babies.

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 2h  Tapped Out Apu Icon.png

  
Beg Marge for Help

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI will take your advice Marge. I will humble myself before Manjula and hope she finds it in herself to forgive me… again.

Tapped Out Marge Icon.pngAnd…?

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI will put her needs above the Kwik… the Kwik… don’t make me say it! The Kwik-E-Mart! I’m sorry my sweet mistress!

 

A Love Embiggened Pt. 7 ( Tap Apu’s !)

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngMy dear Manjula, the lightness of my being! I beg of you to give me another chance. Tell me how to please you!

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngIt’s not like I just have a list of things I want you to do.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI understand, but -

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngNumber one: make them bring back Cookie Crisp cereal.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngNumber two: have Disney get an Indian princess. I’m tired of being lumped in with Jasmine.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngTo be fair, you briefly owned a pet tiger.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngNumber three: take time off work to spend with your kids.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngIf you don’t mind, I think I’ll start with number three.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngWhat are you going to do in the meantime?

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngI’ll participate in what I’ve been told is America’s pastime.

TIME CHARACTER TASK
  4h Tapped Out Manjula Icon.png Consider Apu’s Worth as a Husband
  1h Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Feed the Octuplets

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngOk Apu, all you have to do is not lose any babies for one hour. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7… oh dear.

 

A Love Embiggened Pt. 8 ( Tap Manjula’s !)

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngApu, I’ve thought long and hard and I’m willing to take you back… as soon as you finish these thirteen additional tasks.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI already agreed to let you call me Sanjay once in bed. Isn’t that enough?

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngI simply ask that we take some time together and reconnect as husband and wife.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI know what that’s code for. An over-the-top romantic gesture it is!

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 3h  Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Make Apu Work on Chemistry

A Love Embiggened Pt. 9 (Tap Manjula’s!)

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngWhat a lovely meal! I can’t believe how delicious they can make vegan foam.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI’m stuffed. I couldn’t breathe another scented air.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngAnd that dessert of rehydrated water with Manjula written in frozen rehydrated water on top!

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngAnd best of all, you haven’t mentioned the Kwik-E-Mart once.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngThe Kwik-E-Mart is fine. Unattended. So alone. Probably frightened. Did it just get hotter in here? Is anyone else having trouble breathing?

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.png*sigh* The only problem with forgiving you is that we have to back to our normal lives.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngThe night is young. We don’t have to go back just yet.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngMake-out Point?

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngI was thinking of an even more romantic spot. Romantic and well-lit and constantly threatened by thieves…

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 24h  Tapped Out Manjula Icon.png

Tapped Out Apu Icon.png

  
Get Away From It All

A Love Embiggened Pt. 10 (Tap on Manjula’s!)

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngThis dance in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot reminds me of our honeymoon… also in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngAt least this time you got the feral cat population under control.

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngYes, although the wolf that ate them is still at large. But I’m sure the bear arriving next week will solve that problem.

Tapped Out Manjula Icon.pngWait… Where are you going, Apu?

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngNow that I’ve won back your love, I can FINALLY return to work. Americans’ need to eat themselves to death stops for no one.

Tapped Out Homer Icon.pngHave you guys made up yet? I need pork rinds

Tapped Out Apu Icon.pngRight this way, loyal customer. With our current promotion you can buy three bags of pork rinds for only four times the cost.

TIME CHARACTER TASK
 24h  Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Kwik-E-Mart 24hr Shift
 8h  Tapped Out Manjula Icon.png Look After the Octuplets
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