A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1 (Tap Ned !)
|8h||Make Shary Bobbins Practice “Grey” Magic”|
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2 (Tap On Shary Bobbins !)
|I’ve never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you’ve completed every task set before you.|
|Oh no, we’ve run out of chores! It’s a kid’s worst nightmare!|
|Bedtime isn’t until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time?|
|Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time…|
|I feel a song coming on…|
|BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING!|
|BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING’S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT’S FUTILE!|
|4h||Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song|
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3 (Tap on on Shary Bobbins !)
|Wow, Shary Bobbins! We just spent hours accomplishing nothing!|
|You see, children? I knew you could do it!|
|Now, imagine how much more fun it would be if, instead of just wasting time, you actally accomplished something?|
|And what if the thing you accomplished was something very, very naughty? Wouldn’t that be even MORE fun?|
|You’re scaring me, British lady.|
|NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! TRY THEM AND YOU’LL GIVE ME THANKS! KIDS BEHAVING BADLY NEVER PASS THE EVENING SADLY!|
|NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! SOON YOU WILL BE ROBBING BANKS! LET’S GET INTO TROUBLE, AND LET’S DO IT ON THE DOUBLE!|
|1h||Make Shary Bobbins Encourage Evil Deeds|
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4 ( Tap on Shary Bobbins!)
|Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things!|
|Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent…|
|…but why are you corrupting my little angels?|
|Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing!|
|Yes, well, it didn’t say anything about “demonic tendencies” in your references.|
|I’ve been meaning to update those.|
|12h||Make Shary Bobbins Update her References|
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5 ( Tap on Ned !)
|Miss Bobbins, I’m afraid this just isn’t working out.|
|Are you firing me?|
|“Firing” is such an ugly word. Let’s call it “encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water.”|
|I suppose it’s for the best. I’ve never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick.|
|If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise.|
|Ah, well. Goodbye, children!|
|24h||Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella|
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1 ( Tap Lisa !)
|12h||Make Crazy Cat Lady Throw Cats|
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2 ( Tap On Crazy Cat lady ! )
|Eleanor Abernathy, graduate of Harvard Medical and Yale Law at age 24… reduced to this. So sad.|
|Perhaps I can be of assistance!|
|I believe I have found a way to communicate with this insane-but-somehow-ravishing-at-least-to-me-but-I’m-so-so-lonely-person.|
|Professor Frink! Do you like the Crazy Cat Lady?|
|Nooooooooo… Or rather, yes, so much! It’s comes with being immensely hard up, you see. Very logical!|
|It is “ew!” No one knows more than I. Anyway, let me explain what my latest invention can do…|
|4h||Make Crazy Cat Polish her Degrees (With a Cat)|
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3 ( Tap Crazy Cat Lady !)
|You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady’s babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves.|
|Good glayvin, you’re intoxicating.|
|That’s incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat?|
|I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space.|
|But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom — cat translator.|
|Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we’ll begin.|
|8h||Make Crazy Cat Lady Speak Cat|
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4 (Tap Crazy Cat Lady !)
|Can your machine translate that, Professor? I must know what this brilliant woman is telling us!|
|I believe the translation is coming through now…|
|…CAT!…CAT GOOD DOG BAD!…|
|Yes, Eleanor, we know you are fond of cats. We can understand you know. What do you want to say to us?|
|…CAT! ALL CAT NO DOG NEVER DOG! CAT! THROW CAT! CAT CAT! THROW NO DOG BUT CAT THROW YES!|
|Ow! Eleanor, there’s no more need to throw cats — you can express yourself through language! And, again, cats hurt.|
|CAT THROW YOU DO CAT? CAT CAT! CAT CAT CAT! DOG BAD DOG GO NO CAT CAT DOG THROW NO CAT THROW!|
|1h||Make Crazy Cat Lady Babble Incoherently|
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5 ( Tap Crazy Cat Lady !)
|CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG!|
|*sigh* Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye.|
|CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! … IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER ‘ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY.|
|THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS.|
|SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH — AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS — WILL BE OURS!!!|
|FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF CATS!!!|
|1h||Make Crazy Cat Plan a Cat Revolution|
The Easter update has now arrived with a ton of new content mostly which was posted in the spoiler post below if you haven’t checked that out already.The update can be found in the App store or google play if you are Android. We will be posting all the latest premium reviews and guides very soon to go along with the update but until then enjoy getting stuck into the event because Easter has officially landed in Springfield !..
The following have been taking from the game files so things may change but this is what we have so far .
Crazy Cat Lady
Mojo Helper Monkey
Egg Council Guy
Chirpy Boy & Bart Junior
Crazy Cat Lady s house
More stuff may be added but this is all we have been able to get so far . Will keep this post updated until the update goes live so keep checking back
During the weekend a lot of people in the tapped out community was talking about the next event in the game and what exactly it would be with most speculating a Easter event while others think we will be getting Whacking Day .So far there is nothing in the game files at the moment to give us a clue and everything is based on rumors and one picture so nothing is certain at the moment. The picture that we are talking about is the one we posted on twitter at the weekend that shows a Easter themed loading screen that makes us all think that a event is upcoming . If you have not already seen the picture i will post it at the end of this post to check out. There is also a rumor that the event will be coming this Wednesday with a source from the game community saying he spoke with Ea about the event and they confirmed this to him .I highly doubt Ea would give that sort of information away as they normally like to keep release dates for updates secret so if it is indeed Wednesday i think it would be more of a lucky guess on his part. There is also speculation that we will see the update tomorrow at some point which is a high possibility as this will be when the episode tie-in gets removed from the game so we may see the arrival of something new when that gets taking away. That all being said we may not even get a event at all this week but if that is the case i would hope to at least get a level. So will we be seeing chocolate rivers and bunny’s around our towns this week only time will tell but as soon as we know anything we will be sure to let you know . Make sure you follow us on twitter @tsto_insider as that is where we post any breaking news/spoilers before it hits the site.
Days of Future Future Is the Brand New Simpsons Episode that will premiere this Sunday April 13th only on Fox. It is the sequel to the episode Holidays of Future Passed and Amy Poehler will reprise her role as Jenda. .Set in the future, Homer has a new clone for every time he dies. Lisa is married to a zombie version of Milhouse, while Bart deals with custody issues with his ex-wife, Jenda. Each defines what love means to them. The story will take place in 2044.
Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 1 (When player logs in)
So hungry… haven’t had… eating job… in days.
If you’re hungry, how about an apple? You could probably grow some at Cletus’s farm.
I said I’m hungry, not peckish. The idea that you can satisfy your hunger by eating a piece of fruit is complete nonsense
It’s just one of those things grown-ups tell kids to do, but don’t actually do themselves.
…like brushing your teeth before bed, or reading instead of watching TV, or practicing safe sex.
What about thank-you cards?
I haven’t written one since I was eleven.
Also, don’t play video games. And don’t mindlessly do whatever you’re told.
|30m||Eat at Krusty Burger|
140, 20 reward
What’s going on? And who’s that fat guy lying on the pavement who looks a lot like me…
… but obviously isn’t because I’m transparent and hovering over him?
That’s you, Homer. You’ve had a heart attack, causing your spirit to leave your body.
Oh yeah? Well, if I’m just a spirit, how come you can talk to me?
Because I’m just a spirit you. You killed me, Homer. Don’t you remember?
Eh, I kill a lot of people — Frank Grimes, Sharry Bobbins, that trucker who ate too much steak. it gets hard to keep track.
And if you’re not careful, soon you’ll kill yourself.
You mean I get a second chance? Woo-hoo! There were still so many things on Earth I never got a chance to eat.
No Homer, that’s why I’ve appeared to you. You need to mend your gluttonous ways. Otherwise…
The next time you binge, it will be the GRAVE for you!!!
Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 2 (Tap on Homer !)
I can’t believe I’m being haunted… again. We’ve really been going to the ghost well a lot lately.
But Maude is the worst ghost of them all… because she’s making me watch what I eat!
Maybe I can get Flanders to reason with her. After all, there’s no one a woman is more likely you listen to than her recently remarried ex-husband.
||Ask For Ned’s Help|
170, 27 reward
Shut up, Flanders!
I need your help. Maude is haunting me and I need your help to get her off my back.
You’re good at driving her away. Remember that one time when you drove her away from the world by killing her?
Actually Homer, that was you.
Right, right. Why do I keep forgetting that?
Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 3 (Tap Ned !)
You know Homer, maybe this spooking is just the wake-up call you need to turn your diet around.
You want to live to see your kids grow up, don’t you?
Of course… if that ever actually happens. In the meantime, I’ll do what I can do to watch my eating.
That’s the spirit!
|12h||Eat Everything in Ned’s House|
520 , 110 reward
I warned you this would happen if you continued to overeat. And now
It’s the GRAVE for you!
A free decoration has been placed in your inventory linked to this Sunday’s Episode of The Simpsons, 8/7 on FOX! (Homers Grave)
Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 4 (Tap Homer !)
Hang on a minute. I’m not dead. What’s hoing on here?
Well… I’m just a ghost. I can scare you and try to get you to mend your wats… but I can’t actually kill you. Union rules.
So what was that whole grave thing about?
Well, I said it would be the grave for you, and I had to honor my promise. More rules – they’re a really serious union.
But let me make one thing clear. If you over-eat again in the future, it will once again be the GRAVE for you.
By which you mean, you’ll put another decoration in my inventory?
So you’re telling me that instead of dying a horrible painful death from over-eating, I get a FREE grave EACH time I do it?
I… uh… guess. Where are you going with this Homer?
Woo-hoo! Out of my imaginary way, Maude! I’m going to eat like a Midwesterner!
Make Homer gorge himself on stolen food to earn free graves. Hurry, it all ends midnight on Saturday!
|7h||Raid Random Fridges x9|
Woohoo! Another free grave to add to my outrageous collection!
If I had a grave for every time I ate too much… oh wait, I do!
I’d dance on your grave, but there’s just too many of them. And I can’t dance when floating.
Do you know how hard it is to delivery all these graves when you don’t have a body?
Shame on you, Homer! I’m punishing you with this complimentary grave!
Enough with the graves! I’ve got other people haunt already!
Not Enough (Moral) Fiber Pt. 5 (Tap Homer !)
Homer, I give up. This haunting has accomplished absolutely nothing. If anything, it’s only made you fatter.
Yes, thank you.
The good news is the time limit on my haunting contract with you is done
I may not have been able to kill you, but you’re doing a fine job of that yourself. I’ll see you soon!
|7h||Raid Another Random Fridge|
What? No more graves?
Today we received another episode tie-in update based around this Sunday night’s brand new Simpsons episode so lets take a look at what we got. First this update gives the players that missed out on Maude and the Fortune Teller’s Shop the first time around another chance to purchase them. We get two brand new decorations Cremo Bot and later on during the quest you will recive Homer’s grave for free that will be placed into your inventory.The update also includes a new friend level prize the Capital City Goofball.
Capital City Goofball
Cremo Bot 30
Homer’s grave Free decoration
Apu’s Apartment arrived with level 39 priced at 160 donuts and comes complete with Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon. The Apartment building has some good animation to it like when in use the lights go on and off in various windows and there are shadows in some of the windows that really brings this building to life. Manjula is not a voiced character but she does comes with a quest line however only 2 out of her 5 tasks are visible to watch play out in the game but the story that her quests bring is enjoyable. At 160 donuts this purchase is not the most expensive character/Building combo in the game but it might be a bit pricey for some players especially since you can save up just 20 donuts more to grab yourself a Simpsons fan favourite like Disco Stu instead however that just depends on the players personal opinion. The apartment has a payout of $500,45xp every 24 hours and will add +10 Indolence to the players Conform-o-meter . Manjula will also earn you 50% more on all cash and xp since she is a premium character .
|Reunite the Family||1hr||105, 26|
|Consider Apu’s Worth as a Husband||4 hrs||260, 70|
|Look After the Octuplets||8hrs||240, 105|
|Kwik-E-Mart 12hr Shift||12hrs||600, 150|
|Get Away From It All||24 hr||1,000, 225|
A Love Embiggened Pt. 1 (Tap Apu’s !)
Manjula! My beautiful yet critical wife! You have finally returned to me!
Oh Apu! I have missed you so! Have you gained weight?
Ah, finally my neck feels at home with you breathing down it.
Where are the children? Are they still eight of them?
You’ll pleased to know I didn’t lose a single one!
For more than 48 hours…
Plus we even briefly had nine babies, before I realized Hans Moleman was scamming me for free formula.
|Reunite with the Family|
A Love Embiggened Pt. 2 (Tap on Apu’s !)
There is something I must get off my chest, Manjula, other than this surprisingly heavy infant.
You know you may tell me anything, my dear husband. And I will punish you accordingly.
Well, Manjula. While you were gone… I have felt certain …urges.
Well, as you know, every man has needs. Needs that cannot be served when his wife is away.
I would like you to take care of the octuplets so I can finally get work done at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Oh thank god! I thought I was going to have to make you sleep on the couch for cheating.
Instead you can sleep on the couch for worrying me.
|8h||Look After the Octuplets|
|24h||Kwik-E-Mart 24hr Shift|
1,120 265 reward
A Love Embiggened Pt. 3 (Tap on Manjula’s !)
Apu, I just got back and already you are spending all your time at work. I want a chance to reconnect as a couple.
I don’t spend all my time at work – occasionally I relax in the Brown House.
Who is this Brown Howz and why do you relax in her?!
No, no, Brown House is a place, not a lady.
Oh, what a humorous misunderstanding.
Perhaps we could relax in the Brown House together?
And now you want me to participate in your adultery!
Please, I have not cheated on you! It’s not even an option on my job list!
||Argue Loudly in a Foreign Language|
450 100 reward
A Love Embiggened Pt. 4 (Tap Manjula’s !)
I have never been so angry at my husband!
If two strangers married by distant relatives for economic and social gain can’t have perfect marital bliss, who can?
I need to teach Apu not to take me for granted.
Perhaps I could ask Marge Simpson what she does with her husband, and then do the opposite.
|8h||Host Midday Mommies Club|
520 115 reward
A Love Embiggened Pt. 5 ( Tap Manjula’s !)
I’ve come to a decision Marge, and I couldn’t have done it without you! I’m going to leave Apu!
WHAT? You just sat down! At least have a finger sandwich.
I saw all I needed to see. Don’t worry, I’ll go back to him when he’s learned his lesson.
Until then, I’ll stay with you. Point me to your nearest guest suite and your supply of saffron.
Hmmm. Do you know how long it will take for Apu to realize the error of his ways?
We Hindus think on a longer timeline than mere days or weeks or years.
While I am here, I must request that you do not drink alcohol since it is against my religion.
|3d||Teach Apu a Lesson|
2,350 70 reward.
Please, Manjula, come home! Think of the children and all their unchanged diapers.
Forget it Apu! Don’t except to see me again until you’ve learned to respect and honor me!
A Love Embiggened Pt. 6 ( Tap Apu’s !)
This is horrible! How did I get anything done with these eight little monsters hanging off my every limb?!
I hate to say it Apu, but you brought this upon yourself.
I, too, hate that you have said that. It was very hurtful and did not solved any of my problems.
Think of Manjula. I know from experience how stressful it can be married to a work-a-holic.
How can you joke at a time like this?
Please, Marge, tell me what to do. And hold at least one of these babies.
||Beg Marge for Help|
I will take your advice Marge. I will humble myself before Manjula and hope she finds it in herself to forgive me… again.
I will put her needs above the Kwik… the Kwik… don’t make me say it! The Kwik-E-Mart! I’m sorry my sweet mistress!
A Love Embiggened Pt. 7 ( Tap Apu’s !)
My dear Manjula, the lightness of my being! I beg of you to give me another chance. Tell me how to please you!
It’s not like I just have a list of things I want you to do.
I understand, but -
Number one: make them bring back Cookie Crisp cereal.
Number two: have Disney get an Indian princess. I’m tired of being lumped in with Jasmine.
To be fair, you briefly owned a pet tiger.
Number three: take time off work to spend with your kids.
If you don’t mind, I think I’ll start with number three.
What are you going to do in the meantime?
I’ll participate in what I’ve been told is America’s pastime.
|4h||Consider Apu’s Worth as a Husband|
|1h||Feed the Octuplets|
Ok Apu, all you have to do is not lose any babies for one hour. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7… oh dear.
A Love Embiggened Pt. 8 ( Tap Manjula’s !)
Apu, I’ve thought long and hard and I’m willing to take you back… as soon as you finish these thirteen additional tasks.
I already agreed to let you call me Sanjay once in bed. Isn’t that enough?
I simply ask that we take some time together and reconnect as husband and wife.
I know what that’s code for. An over-the-top romantic gesture it is!
|3h||Make Apu Work on Chemistry|
A Love Embiggened Pt. 9 (Tap Manjula’s!)
What a lovely meal! I can’t believe how delicious they can make vegan foam.
I’m stuffed. I couldn’t breathe another scented air.
And that dessert of rehydrated water with Manjula written in frozen rehydrated water on top!
And best of all, you haven’t mentioned the Kwik-E-Mart once.
The Kwik-E-Mart is fine. Unattended. So alone. Probably frightened. Did it just get hotter in here? Is anyone else having trouble breathing?
*sigh* The only problem with forgiving you is that we have to back to our normal lives.
The night is young. We don’t have to go back just yet.
I was thinking of an even more romantic spot. Romantic and well-lit and constantly threatened by thieves…
|Get Away From It All|
A Love Embiggened Pt. 10 (Tap on Manjula’s!)
This dance in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot reminds me of our honeymoon… also in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot.
At least this time you got the feral cat population under control.
Yes, although the wolf that ate them is still at large. But I’m sure the bear arriving next week will solve that problem.
Wait… Where are you going, Apu?
Now that I’ve won back your love, I can FINALLY return to work. Americans’ need to eat themselves to death stops for no one.
Have you guys made up yet? I need pork rinds
Right this way, loyal customer. With our current promotion you can buy three bags of pork rinds for only four times the cost.
|24h||Kwik-E-Mart 24hr Shift|
|8h||Look After the Octuplets|